whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure
I finally asked my girlfriend if she wants to adopt a neopet together but she wasn’t ready and now she feels we’re moving too fast.
Not only does my 17 year old sister NOT know who Anne frank is, she thinks what Justin Beiber wrote in the Anne Frank museum guest book was hilarious, even after I explained who Anne Frank was. She proceeded to get mad at me as I told her how disgusting I thought it was.
SHE ASKED FOR REALISM
BUT MISS, IT IS REALISM
(GUYS I DID A LINO PRINT AND MY TEACHER THINKS IM CLINICALLY INSANE)
(ALTHOUGH THAT COULD BE BECAUSE OF THE TIME WHEN WE NEEDED LEAVES TO DRAW PLANTS AND I PULLED UP A LUMP OF WEED SHIT AND PLOPPED IT ON THE DESK ROOTS AND ALL TO DRAW EVERYTHING)(GUYS I DONT THINK SHE LIKES ME)
I always get nudes at unexpected times like I’m just sitting here eating cornflakes and I opened up a girls anus
the toys in cereal have changed quite a lot recently
(Source: a-large-bearded-man, via theunownfuture)
When people say that they were waiting for so long for a gif to happen, i mean
no, stop. why didn’t you make it? Shutup <3
